Not Off the Cuff

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

cryptvokeeper:

vanta-bulous:

Does anyone remember

how much of a hoarder

Grandpa Jake was?

HOLY FUCK THEY’RE ALPHA KID-COLORED

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

  

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

  

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

paperseverywhere:

imputtingyouonspeakercrab:

homestuck au where aradia is rapunzel and like

a prince will climb all the way up her hair and hell pant before looking up to pull himself into the window

aND ARADIA IS JUST RIGHT IN HIS FACE WITH HER :D EXPRESSION AND HE SCREAMS AND FALLS TO HIS DEATH AND SHE THINKS ITS HILARIOUS

SHES HAD LIKE TEN PEOPLE TRY TO SAVE HER THEY JUST KEEP FUCKING DYING

And then there’s this guy:

everythingdeepistaken:

Reblog this and I’ll write your url on a card that I’m sending to Roosterteeth with Michael’s birthday present next month. 

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?